EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! Alissa declares dental work to be worse than Gilmore Girls!

Woah, man, this new layout is totally blowing my mind. Right out of the brainjuice wherein my mind rests. Right. Out of it.
Uh, so, sorry that we are the worst upholders of bloggerdom ever. It isn't our fault. Horrible crippling sickness and horrible equally crippling exams have plagued us like no tomorrow. Meanwhile our poor blog--we shall address him/her as blog-chan for the rest of the evening (I assume blog-chan looks something like this [far right])--was weeping in the corner, fed only the poorly-baked cookies that Google-san gave him. Because, apparently, while I was away Google must have kidnapped rescued blog-chan from the streets, as that is the only way that such a drastic irreversible format change could have happened without our consent.
I'm ashamed of you, blog-chan. We taught you better than selling your body to creepy, omnipotent, all-knowing web search browsers. SON, WE ARE DISAPPOINT.

...
Blood doesn't taste good.
I suddenly have sympathy for every vampire in nonexistence.



Oh, just FYI: The guy who was my dental assistant today looked like a bad blonde replica of Wolverine, with weird sideburns and everything, and he was kind of  a jerk. So after everything was said and done, and my mom walked out of the room to get some paperwork, I pulled the napkin-esque stuff from my mouth, looked him dead in the eyes and said, "you will never be a part of the X-Men.", and then ran out into the hallway.

Ok, so, true my mouth was numb and it probably came out more as "numu numu numu xmunu" but still
And yes, Sarah, I did withhold this information until now simply so I could put it on the blog.

I no longer know what is going on.

All I know is
the description for the season finale of Supernatural came out
and its been renewed for an 8th season


Also, I need to spare one more Homestuck gif for Terezi, my spirit animal:

Aw yeah.

Okay okay, lets get serious.

Next week is mothertrucking storytelling time.
Why?
WHY NOT.

Basically, just tell a story based on your life, that is nonsensical and fictional...and don't plan ahead. LET THE BEAUTY OF YOUR IMAGINATION TAKE HOLD AND--

...
I can't stop staring at that gif
The joke is that thats the creator of Homestuck, Andrew Hussie
but now I keep imaging that its like Kripke or Moffat
and I just
laugh
harder

I hope one day I am the creator of a fandom that ruins lives.

Well, with that thought, GOODBYE, LOVES!

Holy shit, guys, they changed the ENTIRE FORMAT OF THE WORLD

I'm sorry I said a naughty word on the internet. It's unprofessional.
However, there's gonna be a lot more where that came from in this post!

So today, I wanted to talk about why I didn't blog yesterday, I want to talk about competition, and I want to talk a little bit about grades and their respective teachers.



So yeah.
I didn't blog yesterday. Are you surprised?
Allow me to explain in one simple word....



haha EVERYTHING....

Okay, so I just got a grade report and my mom wasn't too happy, while I was kind like "whatevs"

So, i have this thing where I'm a total bitch to people I don't like, and I make a point not to show interest in anything they do. These people? My gym teacher and my art teacher.
Guess where my lowest grades are?
Ha ha GENOCIDE.

So yeah I have an 85% in art, and an 88% in gym, and if you don't think that's low, then you need higher standards.

I also have an 85% in Spanish because I'm arrogant and don't believe in studying....

My highest grade is in English, a 99%, and my teacher is the sweetest person on earth - I'm amazed at her ability to just let things slide....

After that is a 92% in Biology, then a 91% in AP World History (which really should be higher seeing that I'm one of 2 people who regularly attend after school review sessions, WE DESERVE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT), and then a 90% in Geometry.
All amazing teachers.

And as for my attendance...
I've missed Geometry 9 times
AP World History, Art, English, Bio, and Spanish 7 times
and gym 4 times.

My GPA is a 90.9%, which went down 3.3 points....

I have "47 Days Until The Last Day Of School Syndrome".... SLACK OFF TIME HA HA EXCEPT I HAVE A HUGE HUGE HUGE TEST IN 25 DAYS AND THEN LIKE 4 FINAL EXAMS IN 50 DAYS YAYYYYYY



Okay, so now we're talking about dance competition.
So today I went to my second competition of the season, and the company (ha! Company.... It's run by ONE WOMAN) hosting the comp has possibly the worst reputation of anything ever.

That GIF is hurting my eyes.....

So our first experience with this was like forever ago
and it consisted of stuff like this:

1. The programs were photocopied and stapled together (unprofessional!)
2. The program was INACCURATE because they kept deviating (unorganized!)
3. The woman kept halting the progress to talk about "wow, that was a great dance, let's have a whole conversation about it!"
4. The awards took TWO HOURS (which is one hour longer than its supposed to be because she would STFU)

And then another lovely experience was:

1. We had a great dressing room in the cafeteria, but then we were moved TWICE and ended up in the freaking gym.
2. One brave soul of a mom tried to speak her mind and the woman totally took her down. So rude.
3. Ever single freaking dance got "High Gold" 

And ANOTHER:

1. They covered up the vending machines already in the venue so we could only buy their ridiculously overpriced food
2. Their ridiculously overpriced soda WASN'T EVEN COLD

And now today:

1. If you were caught talking or practicing while you were supposed to be on stage, regardless of whether or not the entire group was there or not, YOU WOULD GETS POINTS OFF
2. The woman spent like and hour talking during awards while all the dancers are sweating in their costumes and cover-ups like JUST GET TO THE POINT, BITCH
3. They staff handing out awards did not have their shit together whatsoever - they kept giving people the wrong amount of medals, and asking novices - NOVICES - how many kids were in their group. WHO EVEN KNOWS THAT? ESPECIALLY A NOVICE?!?!
4. They never thought for a second "hey maybe the Top Choice picks will have ties - we should make doubles of the plaques just in case" - so when there were ties, the woman was like "oh, we'll get back to you on that...."
5. She awarded a novice group a gold, and then was like "oh no, I messed up, you actually have silver..." WHO DOES THAT? TO A NOVICE? IT'S THEIR FIRST COMPETITION AND YOU PROBABLY JUST KILLED THEIR SELF ESTEEM!!!

So yeah, that happened today.

Also my sister won't shut up about her graduation party
and she's currently going over the guest list
and it's sounding less like "party! YAY!"
and more like "party? *sob*"
kill me.

Alissa and the Canyon of Name-Yet-To-Be-Decided

I am the worst blogger in the history of time.
Even cavemen were better bloggers than me.
I'm sure that the exploding starmatter that created the universe were better bloggers than I am.

So! I'd tell you about my current projects and stuff, however they are unfortunately ALL SECRETS. One of them because its actually a secret, and the other because if I say I'm going to do it then I never will. That's...that's merely how it works.

Our region's schoolboard, from this point on known only as the Legion of Doom, decided it'd be cool to make our school's english department do at least one oral presentation a year, and this week marks our's. Unfortunately, mine is more or less scheduled on the Day of Silence, which sucks because I'll have to take my tape off and all the losers will be all, "hahaha you spoooke," and I'll be all "hahaha GENOCIDE."


This is the time of year where everyone gets super busy, all the review stuff for class happens, teachers have acute mental breakdowns because of exams, et cetera, but it is also the time of year known as PROM SEASON. Technically, this wouldn't apply to me in any way this year because of sophomore-ness (fun fact: Fall Out Boy is the only reason I know how to spell sophomore correctly. Ten points if you know why.). HOWEVER! A little event called the Gay Prom--or just Gay Prom, if you don't want to be all official and fancy-like--is going on around the same time 'regular' prom is going on, and Sarah and I just so happen to be attending it. I'm bringing it up right now, in case anyone who happens to be LGBT wants to go to the prom, but feels as though they'd be phobed upon if they went to their school one--I can almost (almost.) guarantee that someone is putting a Gay Prom on in your area.
Also somewhat related, the Day of Silence is indeed this Friday! I encourage everyone with enough swank to do this.
...Yes, swank is a word. Its a synonym for class. Swanky is synonymous to classy. Look it up.
For more information on that Day of Silence thang, go to http://www.dayofsilence.org/ !

Other stuff, other stuff...hm...
I'm good. Perhaps not fantastic, if only for lack of sleep--sorry, I had to stop them sentence short because I was about to go all poetic and start jabbering about empty spaces between my ribs and other things no one would understand. So, yeah, I'm okay. Like, extraordinarily okay.
Except for the running.


I hope you're all surviving out there in the Zones! Enjoy your respective existences, and cherish those little fragments of your soul and that waking world you call life, because someday when the sun flickers out and the night becomes day--maybe even sooner than that--it'll be gone.




*realizes she got poetic anyway*
Oh, um...
Farewell!

Oh look, it's Sarah again

haha, so we forgot to blog on Friday

and I was literally about to go to bed when I realized I had to change my calendar when I realized i hadn't blogged....

We're so good at internetting!

And to prove that, here are some Doctor Who GIFS to supplement effort....

ha ha.... ha ha.... Imma so skilled?

Yeah, I'm just going to end my life now

SPEAKING OF!!!

Here are Dan and Phil GIFS and pictures:

And at that note

goodbye.

A Analysis of Walt Disney, by Sarah

Hmmmm... What should I do at 11:00 AM on a Thursday?

1. Fold my laundry, which i was too tired to do last night...

2. Watch Supernatural, starting from season 1...

3. Have those moooooooooooves like JENSON

4. Write that blog post about Disney stuff you were supposed to do YESTERDAY.

FINE.

Disclaimer: While Alissa continues to watch Disney movies in her teenage years, I haven't seen a genuine Disney movie since I was like 10. So..... this post is gonna suck :)

1. Favorite character.

Crap.

*googles Disney Movies*

OH MY GOD GUYS THEYRE MAKING TOY STORY 4 IN 2015.

moving on.

Wait - Pirates of the Caribbean is a Disney movie? Oops.

Alice in Wonderland 2010 was a Disney movie?

THEY MADE A SANTA PAWS MOVIE?!?!?! I MUST WATCH THIS!

Oh yeah, Up's a Disney movie...

Seriously? NARNIA'S A DISNEY MOVIE?

Alright, just ignore the disclaimer above - apparently I'm an idiot...

Well, my favorite character of all time has to be Johnny Depp

Sarah, that's an actor, not a character

I DON'T CARE HE'S PERFECT IN EVERYTHING

God, I love Johnny Depp....

2. Favorite Princess

O.O

Oh God.

I hate them all.

I'm going to go with the one from Princess and the Frog, because I only saw half of that when I was babysitting...

#3 My Favorite Heroine

Oh, definitely Alice from the 2010 Alice in Wonderland!!!

That movie was AMAZING.

<< Badass...

#4 Favorite Prince

Oh God, I hate them all too!!!!

I'll go with the guy from Princess and a Frog...

#5 Favorite Hero

This is obvious...

heyyyy sexy, you sexy person, you....

#6 Favorite Animal

Nemo's a Disney movie, right?

Whatever, I don't care.

#7 Favorite Sidekick

oh my God.....

#8 Favorite Villain

HE IS TERRIFYING!

#9 Favorite Couple

#10 Favorite Original Character

what the Hell is that supposed to mean?

#11 Favorite Song

*cringes*

Okay, the Jonas Brothers did a cover of Poor Unfortunate Soul for some goddamn reason, and....

It was kind of hot.

#12 My Favorite Love Song

ewwwwwww....

#13 My Favorite Villain Song

Already been established ^^^

#14 My Least Favorite Song

ALL THE OTHER ONES

#15 My Favorite Kiss

*swoooooon*

#16 First Movie I Saw

Oh God.

Ummm...

I'm going to go with Snow White, because it's the FIRST DISNEY EVER MADE BITCHES

I think..... O.o

#17 My Favorite Classic

Is "UP" a classic?

BECAUSE THAT MOVIE WAS BEAUTIFUL

#18 Least Favorite Classic

Ummmm

Probably Snow White, because her voice is SO ANNOYING

#19 Favorite Pixar film

THERE ARE TOO MANY

Up

Wall-E

Finding Nemo

Monster Inc

A Bug's Life

#20 Least Favorite Pixar Film

*hides*

I'mgonnahavetosayToyStorybecauseIneversawitDON'TTHROWTHINGSATMEI'MSORRY!

#21 Favorite Sequel

Santa Clause 2: the Mrs. Clause

JULIET FROM LOST!!!!! <3

#22 An Overrated Movie

I don't see why Cars was so good.

Sorry :/

#23 An Underrated Movie

Why does no one ever talk about Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian?

CASPIAN IS SO HOT!

AND LUCY IS SO CUTE!

#24 A Movie That Made Me Laugh

ALL THE PIRATE MOVIES!

#25 A Movie That Made Me Cry

Are you kidding?

THEY ALL MADE ME CRY!

DISNEY IS SO GODDAMN DEPRESSING.

But if I had to choose,

I would definitely say Prince Caspian at the end, when Peter and Susan learn they can't ever come back, and they play Regina Freaking Spektor and I'm sitting here bawling...

Also when Davy Jones stabbed Will in Pirates 3 and Elizabeth is losing her mind and I'm like sobbing...

#26 My Favorite Scene From My Favorite Movie

When Elizabeth and Will get married in the middle of a battle scene.

*SWOOON*

#27 Saddest Death

Let's not go there....

#28 My Favorite Quote

#29 My Favorite theme park

Um...

I've...

never...

actually....

#30 My Favorite theme park attraction/ride

i'd like to inform you that making this post...

it took 2 hours and 17 minutes.

YOU'RE WELCOME.